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lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing

Artist: Green Day
Track Name: "Oh Girl"
Played: 1315 times

bitchiero:

Green Day - Oh Girl

All the horror movies/films mentioned in Scream (1996)

(Source: scream-movies.com)

lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

dualpaperbags:

mutisija:

*nirnroot noise*

fuck WHERE IS IT FUCK IT’S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE OH MY GOD WHERE IS IT GOD DAMN IT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PLANT GOD DAMNIT CANT FIND THE FUCKING OH MY GOD NOW IM OUT OF RANGE THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH AREA IT COULD BE IN WHERE THE FUCK IS IT FUCK IT I’LL COME BACK AT NIGHT WHEN I CAN SEE THE FUCKING GLOWING oh wait there it is

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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(Source: guy)

waitingforthetrains:

My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

(Source: nerdreamer)