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poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Oh, good show Giles. At least you didn’t get knocked out for a change.

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

(Source: maliatastes)

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.
The fandoms will come for you.


ok

dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.

The fandoms will come for you.

ok

nakedmallrat69:

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

image

(Source: zubat)

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

theonharlaw:

so the history channel has three settings:

  • nazis,
  • aliens
  • men doing shit in the forest

i don’t measure my life in years i measure it in fuck ups

yvettew:

cexjay:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl

I am haha.

(Source: antiteen)

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point